Friday, June 29, 2007

Girls - Don't Cheat At Exams

What I mean ar?

That day hor, while danielctw was giving tuition, then after that prepare small test for the college students. The students all so seem so confident. So I go to my secret CCTV room and look look. See see the all "chut ma", especially this girl so damn confident. See see, oh no wonder la...

She go and copy her answers. Kanasai... You wait You wait, I show this to everyone...





DId you do this before BULAT?

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

use "blain"


can you guess what i'm trying to say?

Friday, June 22, 2007

8kua Story Part 2 - Daniel's Voyage

8kua Story Part 2
Part 1

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Elder
: Look over there, you see there?

Daniel: You mean that ah por there ar? *Eyes looking at the pretty girl beside though*

Elder: No... I meant that sui cha bo there. She's my daughter mia. I want to find good good man to be her husband. Can you do this task?

Daniel: Huh??? This task ar??? Sure lah easy, but can I be the man ar?

Elder: You not even qualified.... Dun play play la..

Daniel: $%%^&% Ok ok.... I not qualified..

So because of that, Daniel prepares for his journey tomorrow. What should he do now? Maybe gather a few group of adventurers together on his journey from the village. Or maybe meet anyone while walking. Hmmm... I think go alone first. Maybe best idea now.

Morning comes, it's time to leave.

Daniel: *Whistle Singing* Ngor dei qung kok yan mai tung nga pei fu

Voice from distance....

Voice: Wait wait........ dun go first..

Who is this???

Poll With A Twist
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This time I am leaving you guys/gals with the option to choose who is the one calling. Is up to you people's imagination. Be creative. The more response the funnier the story gets...

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

What is love?

Hallo, this is Dr. Ichi trying to know the human race better. In this world full of misery and pain, I am wondering what is the value of love to people nowadays. Is liking somebody considered love? Is love for eternity? Help me study you better and pick one from below...!


Thank you, now I understand the human race better...!

Thanks a Million

For those that voted, the story will be up shortly, poll will be closed!
But then I am leaving the poll there for another day or two to see anymore response. If no, then I can continue the story.

Gambatte!! The others have missing... =.="

Thursday, June 14, 2007

The story of 8kua

8kua Part 1
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In a village of Mafulat, there live a sobre young man named Danielctw. The villagers there call him Daniel for easy call. Well, it was today that Daniel was supposed to go out and meet the elder of the village. The village elder only comes out once a year and whoever was chosen to meet him usually felt privilege.

Elder: Brader Daniel, you now very geng la.. Already grow up big and strong jor. Not like last time still playing playing at the playground. ok ok... now me elder give u task. To start your task ar... I need to consult my crying monkey?

Daniel: Sure sure, go ahead. I thankiu u for talking to me. I wait wait so long only now my turn.

To be continued....




Please vote!! Then any contributor in this blog will continue the story and can add in the twist based on what was voted

PS: Voting Ends on Friday 22nd June 2007

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

You are being pwned

pwned??? What the heck is that?

How did this word came out?
Basically pwned means pawned or being owned as in being defeated. Well, why the jargon? It all started when some crappy Ahbeng decided to use this slang on their DOTA game or any other online games. It really is a wonder as to how a new word is created when someone either is a newbie 'noob' or just plain noisy in the cyber cafe.

Well, so how to pwn ppl? Example: argh.... i am being pwn now at work, coz I just finished one task then all of a sudden something else comes... Pwned..


Ahbeng

Anyway, this is just an example. Don't one just hate this. I wonder what can one do to prevent pwned by other people. Prevent it? Cure it? Well it might work ( but Ahbeng and Ahlian won't be any different coz they everytime also like to call ppl noob). So if you think you're being pwned, voice out and call them Ahbeng or Ahlian

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Going Down the Drain

Ya....
When one reads this, what does it usually mean to you?

Is it the recent flash floods that hit KL which all cannot go down the drain?
What is the goal of your life? You work hard to achieve that goal, then suddenly you realised it was for the wrong goal.. what will one do?

So this actually refers to all go down the drain.

*Sigh* 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep 4 sheep 5 sheep 6 sheep 7 sheep 8 shit 9 shit 10 shit

ZZZZZZzzzzzz

Monday, June 11, 2007

Which tarot card are you?

Got this from yuyue's site. Walao, why kena hermit one? T_T




You are The Hermit


Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.


The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.


The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.


The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

smiley face?

That day me and 40tripleD went to get ice cream at Giant. for 3 items purchased, i really did not expect a bill as long as *insert your own river*



so being the kepochi 8poh i am. i screened the list and i saw some VOTE FOR ME campaign they are running to evaluate and be able to serve us better.

i don't want to be bad, but i laughed very hard not cause of wrong english(is it even wrong english i don't know) but i kept having thought in my head while i was scanning through the list.

Kepada pelanggan sekalian, bantulah kami untuk meningkatkan kualiti servis dengan menyertai kempen kami.
Dear Valued customers, please help us serve you better by participating in our campaign.

Kalau anda rasa saya ada/If you think I have:
Please tick/Sila Tanda (x)

( ) Senyuman/Smiling Face

I don't know why i laughed so hard at the word smiling face. Maybe cause the only thing that came to my head was this

or the workers can always wear a smiley mask like in Ragnarok.

( ) Ucapan Selamat (cth:) Hello/Selamat Pagi
Greetings(e.g Hello/Good Morning)

cause the only thing that came through my head was greeting cards.


The others on the list includes efficiency in scanning products and accuracy in returning cash change.

Jengjengjeng.

somehow the scanning products line i also snickered. though i knowwwwww, if they are efficient mai wont long queuelorh. but i keep having speedy gonzales in my brain how leh?

Last was say thank you and come again.

hmm..i can leave this blank. lolz

ngeks* but dont worry i will come again: D

for ice cream.ice cream.ice cream.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Take It Like A Man

Take it like a man
Where everything should be tough

Whatever befalls
Don't cry with your face

If you still wanna
Use your heart to cry it out

Felt belittled?
Take it as a challenge

So take it like a MAN!

Search business opps thru Masterseek

Another few more years and it's time for me to venture in a business. Lots of things to think of, how to handle my cash flow, clients and most importantly to do all this, I need someone with the capability to handle, thus a need for a trusting business partner.

Well, lucky for me that with masterseek, I am able to locate business partners around. Who knows if I have a sudden change of plans to go into another market, I can even use their services. What services? Ehh.. it's more like yahoo.com but it's meant for company profiles and services directory.

Man..looks like I've got to set my priority right again. Let me browse more first into what is needed. My dreams of becoming a young entrepreneur might be realistic after all.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Commitment of love

So long have I been thinking of love... but then suddenly it hit me. Am I really ready when the time comes? I mean, have you ever realise being in love and actually having a bf/ gf is totally a different thing? I only felt the 1st stage, which is madly in love. Miss her, worried about her, want to help her and see her... that all. But then I think, if she really become my gf, will I still feel the same?


*thinks a long time* Nope! To be honest, I'm a little scared to think if she were to be my gf. Why? I also donno why... maybe cause I'm not ready to commit. Maybe I dont think she will be my iseal wife. Maybe I think being with her will make me suffer. Maybe this... maybe that... I think too much liao! >.<;


Now I understand how Rukawa feels... commitment and being in love/ flirting is totally not the same...! Maybe I'm still not ready to love, maybe she's not really what I want... the bottomline is, I know my feelings for her is decreasing liao. A good sign, no...? o.O


These eyes will not haunt me anymore...!

danielctw's communication

Ini gua punya communication style... Dun believe leh... I am so affectionate.. So who want communicate with me hehehe....

You Communicate With Your Body

This isn't as bad as it sounds, it just means that you're a "touchy-feely" person.
You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches.
Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you're not in the company of others.
A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you!


Piao meis please leave your message here if you want to communicate with me.
KAKAKA!!

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

In the middle of nowhere

What is in the middle of the earth?

What is in the middle of birth?

What is in the middle of girls?

How about middle of chariot?

This is crazy I tell you... but if you know all the answers to them, you're a total genius, then I'll show you what's in the middle of girls? BWAHAHAHA

Saturday, June 2, 2007

genetic

my mom today lamely admits shes "pat"

" you don't know meh....i'm 7+1 geh!"

"-___________________-'""" < my look

"O_________________o" < everyone else's look

now yu know.